Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float the one who is always

the one who is always the most responsible

And hide your rich girlfriends

Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you

Mystery Flavor Scented

I'm never drinking again

Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float the one who is alwaysWho Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun? Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp. Pencils: I Should Go Back to School Signed Up for Banjo