For 1 mana and a tap, you can deal a ton of damage with lifelink
Not only is this card unnecessarily complicated, but it brings any game to a screeching halt, often more than doubling the length that a game would be
There are plenty of entertaining strategies when youre playing around with the common and uncommon cards, like great goblin synergies with cards that boost every goblin on the board, the joy of rolling a die and hoping for the best outcome to get the most out of specific cards, and even just a far stronger set identity than were used to
All too often, get rid of the Reserved List! becomes a proxy argument for Magic is too expensive and I want to be able to be able to play it for a much cheaper cost! Im super amenable to that argument, and I think that its worth having, but its an entirely different discussion
Mindslaver does it all at once