You'll never be sad opening a Godless Shrine
Some kids brag about how much money they get for free without having to do anything (this is called an "allowance" and I don't get one, but whenever I want money, I just work to make it)
The current thresholds (15/30/50 for B1/B2/B3/B4 cutoffs) produced the highest correlation between bracket assignment and win rate gradient
While I can't use the dreaded "strictly better" words because Midnight ReaperMidnight Reaper draws off itself dying and Grim HaruspexGrim Haruspex doesn't, the life loss can add up quickly when you're going wide or have an Aristocrats engine going, so most times if you had to pick between the two, you're going to choose Haruspex
As soon as he hits the field, he forces a discard from each opponent (a good way to make everyone in Commander hate you, and some love you, depending on the deck they play)