Call the Mountain Chocobo This would already be quite good if it were just the chocobo creature that drew a mountain when it entered
Trophy Example Playing Against It Aggro decks love playing against Simic Eldrazi, as it can often be too slow to start against brutally fast Conduit Goblin curve outs
Turn one make Lightning Greaves off the back of something like an Ancient Tomb or City of Traitors, turn two make another land and a Metal Worker, equip it up and reveal a hand full of artifacts
Hermit Druid | Just like Oath of Druids, Hermit Druid is, or rather was, spectacular as putting your entire library into your graveyard
Exerting, Rushing, bouncing, and generally frustrating your opponents plans are all brought up to are we there yet levels of annoying fun