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fully immersed in the art of relaxation

Whether you’re relaxing at home with your feline friend or out at your favorite wine bar

It’s also a fun gift for that friend who takes wine and wordplay seriously

This regal design transforms the Queen of Hearts into the ultimate wine icon—holding a glass and a bottle like royal scepters

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