After explaining that, by the data, Affinity wasn't that bad, Aaron mused that, in the past three months R&D and the DCI have been reminded that Magic is not a series of balanced equations, spreadsheets of Top 8 results and data of card frequencies
If it was really from Future Sight, Boldwyr Intimidator couldve had a similar mechanical effect reading Target creature cant block warriors until end of turn, but this ability is funnier and more flavorful
A typical non-foil Magic card has: Size: 2.5 x 3.5 inch (about 63 x 88 mm) Thickness: about 0.012 inch (roughly 0.305 mm) Card stock weight: commonly in the 280320 gsm range (grams per square meter) That thickness is often described as 12 pt board in printing terms
This card makes a lot of mana and then can use it for all the colors, much like a super Chromatic Lantern
Obviously, if you cant keep any creatures on board then this is an anchor of sadness in your hand, but if you cant keep anything on the board with humans, youre finishing the round early and going to lunch anyway