The evasion from Adeliz, the Cinder Wind and Riddleform is also very nice for getting across those last few points
In fact, for Vorthos reasons, the 4/4 artifact creature instantly becomes a 0/8 whenever its blocked or is assigned to block during combat as the golem is staying true to its pacifist ideals
Nowadays, when Rosewater tries to sneak a card like this past those in charge of the rules, all that results is another addition to the future silver bordered card file
All three come with interesting designs, with Ikra Shidiqi, the Usurper being my favorite to use within decks
If WotC had needed to do this for Lord of the Rings, Fallout or Warhammer 40k, it would've been a doddle, but that typeline 'Spider Human Hero' appears in the Spider-Man set on dozens of different legendary creatures, so making this fit was going to be tough